kylian's guestbook

#9

cyno September 21, 2026 at 11:34:25 AM

got robux

Replied on: September 22, 2026 at 1:28:36 PM

No i spent it all on +1 speed keyboard escape sorr.y

#8

miles ! September 19, 2026 at 3:10:50 AM

Github: BRYANHODUKAVICH

hi :look: u...seem cool! u should absolutely hang out with me and the gng...just saying :cheers: oki bye!

Replied on: September 19, 2026 at 3:15:40 AM

200m euros im joking I will eventualy lad :brush:

#7

Boss September 19, 2026 at 2:27:29 AM

Github: discoverychanneI

Can i get. Burger

Replied on: September 19, 2026 at 3:13:05 AM

🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔buger🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔,🍔

#6

Mel September 18, 2026 at 12:08:24 PM

Github: O-dembele10

Hi tis me that tuff olise guy hihi

Replied on: September 19, 2026 at 3:14:01 AM

HELLO oliseshello!!

#5

mariogotzefan September 18, 2026 at 10:42:23 AM

Github: doctororororororororororororor

i see football :wave: i like your mbappe :cool:

Replied on: September 18, 2026 at 11:06:16 AM

HELLOO@@ thanku thanku! :bouncey:

#4

Zee September 17, 2026 at 2:52:46 PM

Github: Erlingsharks

Hellos !! your kylian is very cyute awh I'm going to eat him okay :whistle:

Replied on: September 18, 2026 at 11:02:37 AM

thankuo!!! make sure u really savor him Ok hes a rare delicacy and chefs train for like 15 years to perfect his recipe. :tu:

#3

little biecth September 15, 2026 at 7:31:31 AM

hey its me its verity ask me anything

Replied on: September 22, 2026 at 1:29:16 PM

how many legos can u fit up ur ass

#2

miivei September 15, 2026 at 7:24:11 AM

Github: micotoronto

hi i am sorry for sending that I will make sure to not repeat any of this ever again and I will learn from my past mistakes again I deeply and sincerely apologize for sending such a hurtful message and I hope you can forgive me -miivei

Replied on: September 15, 2026 at 10:34:29 AM

oh GOD im PEEING EVERYWHERE ITS GOING EVERYWHERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

#1

miivei September 14, 2026 at 11:54:30 AM

wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.” I tried to give it a chance. I really did. I reread it three times thinking maybe there was some hidden comedic genius that my brain had simply missed the first time. Nothing. The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. Somewhere out there a clown just lost their job because you single handedly lowered the global standard for humor. You know when people say something is painfully unfunny as a figure of speech. This is not that. This is a scientific phenomenon. If researchers studied the effects of that joke they would probably discover a new emotion that sits somewhere between confusion and secondhand embarrassment. I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations. I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser. If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life.